Published on April 2, 2004 By ewiggin In Philosophy
This seems important. Wait, strike that, this is actually completely irrelivent and pointless, so I promise I will embelish to make it at least interesting. I was on the couch, absolutely perfectly comfortable. Then, I had to lean forward for the remote on the coffee table. When I settled back, it just didn't feel right. I had lost my comfort. All was lost. But what was I to do. Without the remote I would have had to watch the shopping network. Intellectual stagnation. I could have asked someone to reach it for me, but that would have forced them to be steered from their comfort area. I couldn't do that, unless of course they were the "while your up" person. I had the remote but no comfort. When I was physically comfortable my mind was listless. So I did a head stand. It alway makes my feet feel good to have a chance on top once in a while. They seem to enjoy it.

So, when deciding whether to sacrifice physical comforts for mental stagnation or the displacement of other people, it would be better to stand on your head. It will make your feet happy.

sic transit gloria mundi
ewiggin.

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on Apr 02, 2004
I just want to say, YOU'RE FRICK'N AWESOME!!! You're my new hero.

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